If animals could talk.

[Tydd]

While riding one day a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a
sheep and began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me
to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yessir"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
down often, and keeps me in a shed to
protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

[Axecleaver]

Heh. A joke from the old days, when men were men and sheep were scared.

[Nari]

ROFL!!!

I actually haven't heard that one...funny stuff.

[Lifesbane]

LOL

[Kirin]

ive heard an alternate version of that, but LOl

[PerfectDrug]

Yah, that's pretty dang funny.  LOL