Joke thread

[Belgarath]

hiya peeps post yer jokes right here pleaz keep out the vulgar stuff thanks

2 blondes walk into a bar, OUCH!

sorry i don't know many jokes but if you do post them here

[Caohmin]

This horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?"

Caohmin

[Rosslyn]

Okay, I have one!  Oh wait, no vulgar stuff...  dang, this may take a minute then...

So a guy walks into a barber shop.  It's kind of busy, so he asks the barber how long it'll be before he can get a haircut.  The barber tells him it'll be about 45 minutes.  He says, "Okay, I'll be back" and he leaves, but doesn't come back.

The next day, the same guy comes back to the barber shop and asks how long it'll be until he can get into the chair, and the barber tells him it'll be an hour.  The guy again says he'll be back, but he doesn't return.

The next day the same routine happens again.  When the guy leaves, the barber asks one of his buddies to follow the guy and see what the heck he's doing.  When his friend comes back, the barber says, "Did you follow him?"
"Yeah, I sure did."
"Well, where did he go?"
"Heh, your house.  How's your wife doing these days?"

[Lifesbane]

lol

[Kirin]

Lol.
Nice one Ross