Something isn't right...

[Axecleaver]

http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html

[Gueuze]

Semi-related topic:

My HS football coach said:  There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of them's fish.

[Rosslyn]

That's just plain unbelievable.  I mean, at some point wouldn't you notice that you're poaching the ol' eggs?  hehehe, that's got to make the honorable mention list of the Darwin Awards.

[Caohmin]

Mental note: Hit the free clinic and have this burning sensation checked out.

[Kirin]

ewww.. man... thats.. just..... wrong

[Amberryl]

he was just a mere middy taking a fire wizard's bolt to the nuts...