And God Made Women

[Tydd]

> First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
> Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".
> After casting about for a suitable pearl,
> He kept messing around and created a Woman.
>
> Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
> Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
> Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
> And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
> Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
> Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
> Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
> And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
> Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
> And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
> Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
> Then he added a mouth.
>
>
> And ruined the whole blessed thing.

[Caohmin]

Heh, he said 'breasts.'

[Rosslyn]

"> Then he added a mouth.
>
>
> And ruined the whole blessed thing."

uhh, I think someone hasn't fully explored all the possibilities involved.    

[Lifesbane]

hahahaha ross

[Tydd]

hehe.  You know.  My wife said basically the same thing when I sent it to her.

[Rosslyn]

hehe, you may want to consider changing it to:  "he added a larynx..."

[Sodom]

Nice girls swallow. It should be changed to "he gave her a voice," or for those less poetic "He added vocal folds."