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Why enchanters are stupid

Started by Axecleaver, Apr 27, 2004, 12:07 AM

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Axecleaver

Well the rvr sucked last night and was no fun whatsoever. But that's not what this is about. Early in the evening Axelet asked if she could play a character too.

Axelet: I want a girl with a pet. Her name will be Princess Abby.

Axe: OK, like the druid you had with the cats?

Axelet: Yes but I want a prettier girl, with long hair.

So I decide, ok, we'll make her an enchanter, she can have all kinds of pets and one button to press to kill stuff. I roll a 20 somewhere I don't play and spec it in light.

Axe: OK, these 4 buttons summon your pets, and this button kills monsters if you click on them.

Axelet: I want a pet. (presses summon ally or whatever they get at 20. A little lurikeen pet appears.)

Axelet: (Pauses and stares) What is that?

Axe: That's your pet.

Axelet: That's not a pet. It's a stupid little person. I said a pet. A pet! Like a dog or a cat or something.

Axe: Well it's a little person that does whatever you want.

Axelet: That's stupid, how am i supposed to have fun with that stupid guy following me everywhere. I hope he dies. (Remembers what RELEASE does). Die!

Axe: Try a different pet.

Axelet: I got another person! DIE! (does it again) They're ALL stupid people. I want to rename my girl. I want to call her "I hate you I am stupid"

Axe: Well once you make her you can't...

Axelet: There I quit, because that is the stupidest girl you ever made, and I am never playing her again. She isn't a princess. She's totally stupid and she has stupid people following her all over.

Axe: Hmm.


Zutroy

best arguement for nerfing chanters I've read yet



Legellyn

OMG!!! that is too funny.  Maybe a hunter next time ,LOL

Caohmin

I'm going to have to agree with Axelet on this one.


Siddhartha


Amberryl


Axecleaver

I pasted all that into the feedback form under "Class balance issues"

Lifesbane

lol, who says we get the word out and ask people to mass email the feedback with this?