Bear carving

[Axecleaver]

Wish I had this much idle time on my hands...

http://www.baileysonline.com/itemdetail.asp?item=18761&catID=130

[Caohmin]

I do have that kind of time but I don't want to do that.

[Sodom]

You can't take shortcuts in the quest for true chainsaw artistry. You need to pay your dues in ugly paperweights and missing fingers.

[Rosslyn]

lol, "chainsaw artistry".

"The 1992 self-titled debut album went platinum and featured notable rock radio hits like "Down On Me," "When Will It Rain," "I Stand Alone" and, most notably, "The Lumberjack," during which vocalist Jesse James Dupree performed a chain-saw solo. Dupree's chain-saw escapades on album and in concert became one of many Jackyl trademarks."