Burn it!

[Axecleaver]

My Life is a Mess!

[Lifesbane]

LMFAO

i think we were all pretty close to killing ourselves when our first D&D character died, am i right? im just lucky my mindless friend took me to his hitler-esk leader and i was saved

does that disturb anyone else?

[Zutroy]

Man, I wish the freaky goth girls in my high school looked like those sitting at that table in the first frame. They usually weighed 200 lbs or had prosthetic legs. Or both.

Ms. Frost is kinda hot too. Is she debbie's mother or does she just answer her phone for her?

[Zutroy]

holy crap! this is like the 5th time I've seen this tract and I just saw something, check this out.

See the guy in the first frame sitting next to the window:

That's the same guy in the letter jacket near the end:

Now either Chick got lazy with his character designs or else I just discovered a huge hidden sub-plot.

It seems our friend in the letter jacket set the whole thing up! Look at the way he stares at her from across the table while writing something in his notepad. Then, in the very next frame, we see Ms. Frost kill off Debbie's only friend and eject her from the game. Coinidence?

He knew full well the only logical course of events after that was that Debbie's friend would kill herself - thereby leaving her friendless, sad, and alone. All he had to do was make up some crap about fasting and praying and BAM, he was in for the score.

Notice how between the 17th and 18th frame there seems to be some time missing? It just says "That afternoon" with no indication of what happend between there. What happend during those hours? Could it be our friend in the letter jacket doesn't want us to know?

Ohhhhh, this all makes so much sense now.

[Lifesbane]

lmao

[Nari]

LOL...I grew up in a small town of about 3000...and lived down the street from one of the local pastors.  I got stopped and asked bold-faced one day if I was a "Devil Worshipper" since I listened to Rock and played D&D...Some people just slay me with their ignorance.

[Mchagen]

Huh?

<Is clueless about half the posts on the Vengeance boards>

And I need to break Nari's reign of terror spam spree, so I need to post in the public section somewhere...

He practically runs unopposed late nights.

[Nari]

Get thee behind me Satan!!

[Caohmin]

Fundamentalists are a whacky bunch. It'd be a lot funnier if they didn't actually believe all crap.

[Nari]

Amen, brother Cao...

[Zutroy]

no!!! my pictures are gone.

Now I just look like some crazy conspiracy theorist.

[Axecleaver]

They worked for a little while... we must have generated too much activity!

[Caohmin]

"Now I just look like some crazy conspiracy theorist."

Don't worry, nothing's changed.