While I'm waiting for the hardware guy to hook stuff up

[Axecleaver]

From Fark

"They informed me that I should not jump on the back of alligators," Carey said. "I agree with that. The take home message is not to jump on the back of a gator."

Not sure I would make the same choice, but I guess it worked out...

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[Kirin]

bah.. if it had been an african Zambezi crocodile it would have eaten the dog, the dude, his girlfriend, and the park rangers who tried to shoot him