Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher

[Axecleaver]

Axelet wrote this at school, I thought it was a pretty interesting piece.

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The Life of Samantha Worcher

Once in a small town called Four Corners lived the Worcher Family. Samantha was the stepdaughter. Her mom's "job" was to marry one old rich dude after another and steal their money when they died. Samantha was six and she cooked, cleaned, planned parties, went to school, and everything else while her mom looked for a new old, rich dude to marry.

Samantha didn't enjoy having one father after another. One dad she got really attached to, then he died the next day. She liked going to school to get away from her mom. But one day, her mom showed up at her school and started talking to her principal, Mr Worcher... or as Samantha liked to call him, Mr Torture.

Then she saw Mr Worcher get down on one knee and ask her Mom to marry him. The next day, her Mom got married to Mr Worcher. The day after that she couldn't go to school because she got brain cancer from suffocating and then two hours later she died at age six. The end.

[Kirin]

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Brain cancer? that sucks!

Pulitzer inc imho

[Lifesbane]

Quote: from Kirin on 8:01 am on Mar. 9, 2007
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Pulitzer inc imho

agreed.

[Mookaw]

Her story is tragic and brilliant!

Absolutely delightful
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Do you get a lot of worried calls from her teachers?

[Axecleaver]

Nah, she flies under the radar most of the time.  

[Pesadilla]

....................

................. wow..................

[asup]

Poor child, what do you do to that kid Axe? =P

Edit: I posted that in a totally joking manner.

(Edited by asup at 12:17 am on Mar. 14, 2007)

[Nari]

I think he chained her to his desk to level up armorcrafting in DAoC

[Caohmin]

I remember that! Axe is a bastard!

[Lifesbane]

who says only children from southeastern asia can work in sweatshops?

[Axecleaver]

If they had given realm points for unique enemy targets waved at from stealth, she would have levelled my inf up to about RR8.

[Caohmin]

Make her level my alc!

[Amberryl]

"One dad she got really attached to, then he died the next day."