Monkey business

[Axecleaver]

Got this off fark... monkeys upsetting farmers by raping their goats and riding their pigs like horses, bitchslapping their guard dogs until they're tame, lol... those monkeys are livin' large!

http://www.chinapost.com.tw/taiwan/detail.asp?ID=39717&GRP=B

[Kirin]

omg
Axe. wtf do you get all this

[Amberryl]

OFMG I WANT ONE!!!

[Caohmin]

Riding pigs, slapping dogs and having sex with goats: Tydd's paradise.

[Axecleaver]

Three hours later and this is still funny...

[Rosslyn]

this is just another "I got wtfpwned by a FotM Monkey" post unless you can show screenies.  Where's the proof?

[Caohmin]

And logs as well.

[Kirin]

You target the goat
the goat is agressive!!
You prepare to perform Mount
You perform Mount perfectly (+69)!
You hit the goat in the rear for 120 (-5) damage!
You prepare to perform Perforate Anus
You perform Perforate Anus perfectly (+69)!
You hit the goat in the rectum for 360 (+69) damage!
You critical for 450 damage!
You have sexually abused the goat!
You recieve 136,578,768 experience points!

(Edited by Kirin at 7:17 am on July 29, 2003)

[Amberryl]

lol kir!!!

[Caohmin]

Were either you or the goat buffed or unbuffed? Makes a big difference, ya know. Until then this is just another nerf Monkeys whine. And see that shot with the (-6)? Talk about crappy resists; you're lucky the Monkey didn't slap you for more.

Cry.
More.
N00b.

QQ

[Kirin]

If youll notice, there were 2 different areas of attack. The attack on the rear shows that the tightness of the rear is thrust resistant (-5). The second blow however which landed on the rectum (+69) shows that the rectum is extremely thrust sensitive.

[Caohmin]

Rectum? Hell, it nearly killed 'em!

[Lifesbane]

ROFLMAO

[Kirin]

That, sir, was a pun. Puns are not allowed in serious game mechanics discussions. I have to report this bug to the devs, the Rectum of the Goat class is simply TOO thrust sensitive!