Bully graveyard

[Axecleaver]

Axelet has been running into some bullies at school. So we were talking about how to deal with it, and I brought up this time when I was young, and my house got raided by the Secret Service for some innocent computer fraud. They threatened to take away my commodore 64 if I didn't tell them everything. I was like 16 or 17 at the time and didn't know better, so I told them how I had done it, and then they sued me for $2000. I should've just told them to fuck off.

My lesson was, you got to stand up to the man no matter how scary he seems. This was a couple weeks ago. So today we were talking.

Axe: What did you do in gym class today?

Axelet: We ran around the track. Matthew called me a loser because he ran faster.

Axe: Did you say anything to him?

Axelet: No, I was tired from running.

Axe: You have to stand up to people when they say mean things, or they will just keep doing it.

Axelet: OK.

Axe: I was on the phone this morning, that meeting I'm on every day, and Pat started yelling at me because something had gone wrong with the migration yesterday. It wasn't my fault, but she was still angry. So I had to tell her, don't be nasty to me. I'm just doing my job. So she said sorry and we moved on.

Axelet: Did you fight her?

Axe: Sort of. But it would have been worse if I let her yell at me. This way she won't pick on me again, she'll yell at someone else who lets her have her way.

Axelet: You remember those two guys who came to your house when you were little and said they were going to take your lamptop?

Axe: Yeah.

Axelet: You should have killed them.

Axe: Yeah, I was young and didn't know better.

Axelet: If someone bothers you at work, you could kill them and hide the body in the attic or the cellar.

Axe: Which, attic or cellar?

Axelet: Well... attic is better because no one ever goes there.

Axe: What if someone goes up there to get something?

Axelet: OK, well instead of the attic, you could wait to kill them. You could pretend to be nice and take them to lunch.

Axe: Where would I take them? Big Bowl?

Axelet: No no -- the graveyard. You could say you were going to lunch and then take them to the graveyard and kill them. Then you could have a funeral and laugh. Any time someone bothered you, you could just tell them "Graveyard" and they would stop and pick on someone else. And if someone bothered me we could take them to lunch together.

Axe: See, all you have to do is harness this creativity and people won't bother you at school.

Axelet: OK. Can we watch Teen Titans now?

[Zepha]

[Amberryl]

yaay111

[Lifesbane]

LMAO

priceless

[Nari]

I think all those times you let her play the cleric warped her sensibilities...

[Legellyn]

you don't think it has anything to do with growing up in a household where daddys favorite past time is to talk to imaginary people through the computer while playing a fantasy role-playing game?

I bet he used to beat people up with fake swords too.

[Caohmin]

I bet he used to run alot and then edit their posts.

[Amberryl]

lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! sleep! lightning bolt! lightning bolt! death!

EDIT: Axe is the one with no clothes

(Edited by Amberryl at 12:27 pm on April 22, 2004)

[Caohmin]

Which one is Axe? =P

[Legellyn]

Nice Boots....

LOL!!!