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Vengeance => public => Topic started by: Axecleaver on Mar 08, 2007, 07:15 PM

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Axecleaver on Mar 08, 2007, 07:15 PM
Axelet wrote this at school, I thought it was a pretty interesting piece.

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The Life of Samantha Worcher

Once in a small town called Four Corners lived the Worcher Family. Samantha was the stepdaughter. Her mom's "job" was to marry one old rich dude after another and steal their money when they died. Samantha was six and she cooked, cleaned, planned parties, went to school, and everything else while her mom looked for a new old, rich dude to marry.

Samantha didn't enjoy having one father after another. One dad she got really attached to, then he died the next day. She liked going to school to get away from her mom. But one day, her mom showed up at her school and started talking to her principal, Mr Worcher... or as Samantha liked to call him, Mr Torture.

Then she saw Mr Worcher get down on one knee and ask her Mom to marry him. The next day, her Mom got married to Mr Worcher. The day after that she couldn't go to school because she got brain cancer from suffocating and then two hours later she died at age six. The end.

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Kirin on Mar 09, 2007, 08:01 AM
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Brain cancer? that sucks!

Pulitzer inc imho

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Lifesbane on Mar 09, 2007, 09:22 AM
QuoteQuote: from Kirin on 8:01 am on Mar. 9, 2007
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Pulitzer inc imho

agreed.

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Mookaw on Mar 09, 2007, 02:12 PM
Her story is tragic and brilliant!

Absolutely delightful :)
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Do you get a lot of worried calls from her teachers?

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Axecleaver on Mar 10, 2007, 03:59 PM
Nah, she flies under the radar most of the time.  
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Pesadilla on Mar 10, 2007, 05:47 PM
....................

................. wow..................

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: asup on Mar 13, 2007, 03:16 PM
Poor child, what do you do to that kid Axe? =P

Edit: I posted that in a totally joking manner.

(Edited by asup at 12:17 am on Mar. 14, 2007)

Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Nari on Mar 13, 2007, 03:34 PM
I think he chained her to his desk to level up armorcrafting in DAoC :D
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Caohmin on Mar 13, 2007, 03:48 PM
I remember that! Axe is a bastard!
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Lifesbane on Mar 13, 2007, 04:48 PM
who says only children from southeastern asia can work in sweatshops?
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Axecleaver on Mar 13, 2007, 05:46 PM
If they had given realm points for unique enemy targets waved at from stealth, she would have levelled my inf up to about RR8.
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Caohmin on Mar 13, 2007, 07:45 PM
Make her level my alc!
Title: Axelet's Life of Samantha Worcher
Post by: Amberryl on Mar 14, 2007, 03:07 PM
"One dad she got really attached to, then he died the next day."
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