http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/11/22/offbeat.laptop.burn.reut/index.html
Semi-related topic:
My HS football coach said: There's only two things that smell like fish, and one of them's fish.
That's just plain unbelievable. I mean, at some point wouldn't you notice that you're poaching the ol' eggs? hehehe, that's got to make the honorable mention list of the Darwin Awards.
Mental note: Hit the free clinic and have this burning sensation checked out.
ewww.. man... thats.. just..... wrong
he was just a mere middy taking a fire wizard's bolt to the nuts...