> First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
> Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needin' ".
> After casting about for a suitable pearl,
> He kept messing around and created a Woman.
>
> Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
> Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
> Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
> And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
> Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
> Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
> Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
> And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
> Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
> And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
> Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.
> Then he added a mouth.
>
>
> And ruined the whole blessed thing.
Heh, he said 'breasts.'
"> Then he added a mouth.
>
>
> And ruined the whole blessed thing."
uhh, I think someone hasn't fully explored all the possibilities involved. :)
hahahaha ross
hehe. You know. My wife said basically the same thing when I sent it to her.
hehe, you may want to consider changing it to: "he added a larynx..."
Nice girls swallow. It should be changed to "he gave her a voice," or for those less poetic "He added vocal folds."