Vengeance

Vengeance => public => Topic started by: Masta on Jul 10, 2003, 09:25 PM

Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Masta on Jul 10, 2003, 09:25 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/science/07/10/stonehenge.fertility.reut/index.html

Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Lifesbane on Jul 11, 2003, 02:16 AM
:o
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Post by: Zutroy on Jul 11, 2003, 02:34 AM
...your tax dollars at work.
Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Amberryl on Jul 11, 2003, 09:08 AM
all those albs... in and out that stonehenge all day...
Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Caohmin on Jul 11, 2003, 01:01 PM
Hmm. no evidence to support his theory. I can come up with a better theory than that; hmm, let's see:

I would posit that, from above, the site resembles a toroidial tasty treat  consumed in the morning hours of the day by early Anglo-Saxon cultures. Fond of sweets, these early cultures paid homage to pastries and other sweets by erecting a large, stone, circular structure. Here, donuts would be sacrificed to the God of Pastries, Donuticus, in rituals that would often make the jelly and other fillings flow. A rather ghastly sight indeed, and certainly not for the squeamish. Typically these rituals would degenerate into a gorging orgy where mass quanities of pastries would be consumed. Thanks and praise would be given to Donuticus and then everyone would run in circles for hours on a sugar rush.

And then the people rejoiced!

Of course, I have no evidence to support my theory other than the 'resembles a donut when viewed from above,' but that's all I need to make CNN, apparently. Someone call the media for me.

Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Amberryl on Jul 11, 2003, 03:12 PM
hmm... Canadien Researchers.........................
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okay, i'm done playing the drums on the keyboard...

Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Axecleaver on Jul 11, 2003, 03:32 PM
Donuticus, lol. I got the image of the Dough Boy in Ghostbusters.

I am an Angry Glazed God! Rawr...

Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Lifesbane on Jul 11, 2003, 05:14 PM
ROFL
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Post by: Kirin on Jul 11, 2003, 05:18 PM
Man, and i thought me thinking Walt Disney was a cia agent was wierd...
Title: @ You Albs
Post by: Tydd on Jul 23, 2003, 02:01 PM
Look.  It's purple.
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Post by: Amberryl on Jul 23, 2003, 03:03 PM
Walt Disney was a member of the hitler youth
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Post by: Axecleaver on Jul 23, 2003, 03:35 PM
Walt had a "clean" fetish. He absolutely hated chewing gum. After building Disneyworld he used his political clout to get chewing gum removed from all merchants in the entire county.

If you try to buy chewing gum at the airport, to keep your ear pressure balanced for takeoff, you can't, because Walt didn't like it.