Collection of retarded warning labels...
http://astro.bu.edu/~avondale/Humor/MiscellaneousHumor/Warnings.html
lol, the one about keeping a knife "out of children" is a classic
They have to have those, because only in the American judicial system, you can sue all of Korea for not having a "keep out of children" warning on a knife. Yup, I'd say we're doomed.
I worked for a manufacturing company and we had to have warning labels on our products as well. In legal terms it's called something like 'reasonable, foreseeable misuse.' Which means if you can imagine someone doing something stupid with your product and they could get hurt doing it, you need a warning label for it.