If a kid ever asks you how santa can live forever, I think a good explanation is that he drinks blood.
If your dieing, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you see an angel, then pretend your having sex with it.
eh?
Sounds like Deep Thoughts to me.
Because it is, haha
If one of those 'Have you found god' people walk up to you and says 'Can I ask you a question?' respond with 'You just did.' After he chuckles and says 'Can I ask you two questions?' respond with 'You just did' Now he will look at you puzzled and you can see his little gears turning in his head. That's when you say 'It was good talking to you have a nice day.'
I had this one guy going until Ed told the secret to get out of it. Just ask me if you can ask 2 questions right off the bat.' As a punishment to her I said 'You'll have to talk to her. She's the one that needs saving.' Kept her busy for about 10 minutes. :D