Vengeance

(not one of her best, but I know you guys are enjoying them so I try to keep the material coming)

Axelet: What if it were so cold, I had to keep my arms in my sleeves like this forever, and my arms grew together. (puts arms in opposite sleeves, like a muffler)

Axe: That could happen. Would probably take about two or three days.

Axelet: That would be so cool. You would have to feed me because I wouldn't have any hands.

Axe: I'd just make a big batch of chocolate milk once a week and you could drink out of a straw. It would be a lot easier on me I think. But you wouldn't be able to give anyone hugs.

Axelet: I don't care. I would get super strong with my one arm, and I would make people stick their heads up through the hole, then I would squeeze them until their heads popped off.

Axe: Mm. So how's school going?

Axelet: Kelly hasn't been hit by a bus yet.

Axe: Only a few months til summer break too. Well a lot can happen over the summer.

Axelet: I hope so.

Hilarious again - for real you gotta do a book.

Axelet: Kelly hasn't been hit by a bus yet.

LOL

A few weeks ago she had some disagreement with Kelly. Something having to do with a friend of hers playing with Kelly more than her -- so she told me, "I hate Kelly, I hope she gets hit by a bus!" This was kind of a continuation on that sentiment.

wow, when i was a kid, i would just call the people i didn't like 'boogerbrains', but never wished death by schoolbus upon anyone.