Axelet: I want a girl with a pet. Her name will be Princess Abby.
Axe: OK, like the druid you had with the cats?
Axelet: Yes but I want a prettier girl, with long hair.
So I decide, ok, we'll make her an enchanter, she can have all kinds of pets and one button to press to kill stuff. I roll a 20 somewhere I don't play and spec it in light.
Axe: OK, these 4 buttons summon your pets, and this button kills monsters if you click on them.
Axelet: I want a pet. (presses summon ally or whatever they get at 20. A little lurikeen pet appears.)
Axelet: (Pauses and stares) What is that?
Axe: That's your pet.
Axelet: That's not a pet. It's a stupid little person. I said a pet. A pet! Like a dog or a cat or something.
Axe: Well it's a little person that does whatever you want.
Axelet: That's stupid, how am i supposed to have fun with that stupid guy following me everywhere. I hope he dies. (Remembers what RELEASE does). Die!
Axe: Try a different pet.
Axelet: I got another person! DIE! (does it again) They're ALL stupid people. I want to rename my girl. I want to call her "I hate you I am stupid"
Axe: Well once you make her you can't...
Axelet: There I quit, because that is the stupidest girl you ever made, and I am never playing her again. She isn't a princess. She's totally stupid and she has stupid people following her all over.
Axe: Hmm.