The Washington Zoo has a pair of pandas they've been trying to mate. They pay $1 million a year to China to rent the pandas, and have to return them at the end of their lease (ten years, I think).
Quote from today's paper that shows how much like people pandas are:
"National Zoo pandas get along well, compared with some instances where a male panda woiuld just as soon kill a female as mate with her."
You go, brother Tian Tian. Fight the power!
I usually fall into the "mate, then kill" category, although I hear LB is into the reverse. I heard him call some girl a "frigid b!tch", but I didn't realize he meant it literally.
lmao
necrophilia: nothings better then poping open a cold one