There's a career Texas lawman that posts on the RPG.net forums that I frequent. One of the other posters was kind enough to post a thread collecting all his stories in one place.
Read a few and I bet you'll want to read them all:
The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly: The Complete Works Of Darth Tang (http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=129642).
Doh, you have to register to view the forum in question. You'll have to take my word that it's worth it.
i'm too lazy - plus, i just read two chapter from The House of Leaves, i'm like totally tweaked right now - i wont get any sleep
Those are great, well worth the effort to register.