Notice that all the 3005 machines and the punch cards have seemingly random numbers on them when you open/activate them. But it's all ones and zeros. And it's all written in octets. Well the geek switch in me immediately flipped to On. I mean 1.
This is what they say:
White Punch Card: (I have no idea who these two people are)
"Thrall and Jaina sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
Yellow Punch Card:
"If you can read thisu're standing too close"
Blue Punch Card:
"The gnome king wears night elf underwear"
Red Punch Card:
"Help! I'm trapped in a binary punch card factory!"
3005-a (Before activating):
"Tell your friends to play WoW"
3005-a (After activating):
"Play the Warcarft roleplaying game" (And yes they misspelled Warcraft)
3005-b (Before activating):
"Kiss me, I'm gnomish!"
3005-b (After activating):
"The Lich King lives!"
3005-b (When selecting "Use Engineering to access hidden schematics!"):
"Go go go!!"
3005-b (When selecting "Access: Minor Recombobulator")
"Natalie Portman Rocks"
3005-c (Before activating):
"Gnomeregan forever!"
3005-c (After activating):
"Play More WoW"