LINK (http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/archives/2005/07/i_live_in_a_tel.html#001269)
Seriously, there's probably better odds that the planets will all be in alignment while the Queen of England has her face buried in my lap than the odds of my wife and I wanting to watch the same thing on TV at the same time. She gets home from work before I do, so the HDTV, surround sound, and comfortable furniture are wasted on SOAPnet or Lifetime TV or some damned thing while I have to either pick a different TV or sulk. Damn soap operas! Damn them to hell!
LMFAO!
Oh, and Tydd, I read about you and your club the other day... (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html)
(Edited by Rosslyn at 3:11 pm on July 22, 2005)