Vengeance

Vengeance => public => Topic started by: Axecleaver on Jun 16, 2004, 10:00 PM

Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Axecleaver on Jun 16, 2004, 10:00 PM
Axelet showed me her kindergarten portfolio today. There was a "picture journal" where they drew a picture every day, and so we spent an hour or so going through it.

I noticed there weren't any pictures of me in it. Mostly her and Mrs Axe. So I ask if she made any pictures of me. She turned to a picture that was all green with three dancers on the left, and a floating head on the right.

Axelet: Here daddy, these are the dancers, this is me, and this is Morgan, and this is Christiana.
Axe: What's this head doing here?
Axelet: That isn't a head.
Axe: It sure looks like a head.
Axelet: I don't want to talk about the head. I can't even see it. There is no head.
Axe: OK... so am I in any other pictures?

She turns to another picture. Most of her drawings are in light greens and blues and yellows. This one is uncharacteristically red. There is a red car on the left, a smiling Mrs Axe holding hands with a smiling Axelet. On the right is me with a :( face and no legs. I am all red. I have a blue amorphous blob instead of legs. There is an angry red sun near me. There is one word at the bottom of the page in red.

FYR.

Axe: So this is you, and this is mommy, and this is me?
Axelet: Yeah
Axe: Where are my legs?
Axelet: The sun burned them off. That's why you're unhappy.
Axe: Why did the sun burn me?
Axelet: The sun burns you because you are wicked.

Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Lifesbane on Jun 16, 2004, 10:05 PM
ROFL - so good
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Nari on Jun 17, 2004, 04:34 AM
Ruh Roh!
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Caohmin on Jun 17, 2004, 11:11 AM
I'm no psychologist, but is this a positive sign?

Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Rosslyn on Jun 17, 2004, 11:23 AM
haha!  That's great!
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Legellyn on Jun 17, 2004, 12:21 PM
At least she didn't actually draw him on fire.
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Axecleaver on Jun 17, 2004, 01:18 PM
> I'm no psychologist, but is this a positive sign?

Mrs Axe is teaching her to hate men, so, mission accomplished.

I gotta scan this for you guys, it's really cool when you put the stories to them.

Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Amberryl on Jun 17, 2004, 02:23 PM
scan axelet instead - just put her on the copy machine at work
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Kirin on Jun 19, 2004, 11:06 AM
lol
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Kirin on Oct 07, 2006, 12:33 PM
bump.. scan this sucker please
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Amberryl on Oct 07, 2006, 03:51 PM
axe has no legs
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Pesadilla on Oct 08, 2006, 02:08 AM
axe... are you bragging or telling us a joke?
Title: Because you are wicked
Post by: Axecleaver on Oct 08, 2006, 02:47 PM
Bragging, I guess. I gotta find that picture for you guys.