ROFLMAOWPTPAMAE= rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while playing the piano and maintaning an erection. that site is bloody hilarious. I didnt even get to finish reading the movie scripts. I only read 'pally relic' and i almost sh*t my pants.
btw, the site is
http://www.boogie-knights.com/paladins/
just incase you missed it on the index page.
Yeah. That site is totally sweet. I was in Emain and I totally uppercut this dwarf. But I didn't care. Because paladins totally rock. Then I crucified this lurikeen because he blasphemed God. That's what I call TOTAL ULTIMATE POWER.
hehe, well you still have to work on the "looking totally sweet" part. Nerf light orange enamel!
:-)
I successfully stealthed my way through Had's wall Sunday night. Saw that mid group with skald speed twice... nerf pallies!
Light orange is totally sweet. How many times has someone asked you "Whoa that's an awesome color, is that a quest dye?" To which I always say, "Yes, it is for paladins only, because they are totally sweet, and they can rez people or kill them. Now go away before I massacre this whole town, because I don't care, because I have TOTAL ULTIMATE POWER."
hehehe, I think you should tell people the truth: It's the cleanest you could get your (originally) silver armor after you flipped out and bludgeoned an entire town to death with a bag full of sapphire seals after some guy belched in a pub without excusing himself. There was so much blood everywhere that you tried to wade through it, but luckily all pallies have the Mastery of Blood Bath Navigation skill, so you just walked on top of the blood, because you could. And all the serving wenches in the pub that were left alive (because you're a male pally after all, and pallies don't subscribe to that silly celebacy thing) threw themselves (and their clothing) at your feet, and you decided to know them -as in the biblical sense KNOW them carnally- right there in the pub, and when you were done the wenches still couldn't clean the blood stains out of your armor. That's why you have light orange armor, and let it serve as a reminder to women, firbolgesses, trollettes, and sheep everywhere that paladins are WAY more powerful than ANYTHING else. They are TOTALLY AWESOME, and should be treated as such. Especially when they wear the Light Orange Armor of Doom and Dismemberment.
LOL!!! Rosslyn, that's the funniest shit I've read in months!!! Fuckin A, funny as hell. You guys are killin me.
p.s. I really thought it was funny, no sarcasm intended.